That's it. I'm running for Governor. Here's my platform: legalize marijuana, no more jail time for possession of substances, no more criminalizing cold pills, legal drinking age lowered to 18 (no more ruining college kids' futures for being college kids), revamp the sex & violent offender registry, raise the age of accountability from 7 to 12 (in Japan it's 13), legalize gay marriage (it's not the government's business), flat tax rate, & a few other things but Marty is done with his bath.
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