Birds & Bees

Help help help!!! Marty asked me how babies got made! I told him about eggs & sperm, and he said BUT HOW DOES THE MAN GET HIS SPERM IN THERE?

I said, "um, that's called sex."

"Sex?"

"The man-woman thing, like on TV when I cover your eyes, um..."

"Ohh, I know! The love makes a portal & transports it!"

I said, "kind of, that's why sex is called making love."

"Right! Cause only love can make a baby!"

At 6 years old?! I thought I dodged this bullet already with the whole "someday I'll show Ashlyn my privates" thing!