Monday, June 7, 2010

Who Let the Cows Out?

Marty's quote du jour: "Who let the cows out? Moo? Moo? Moo, moo, MOO!"

Sunday, June 6, 2010

But She Sure Liked the Bone

OMG! Today I'm fielding questions I'm not prepared for! Marty asked me: "Mommy, why does my boy part sometimes have a bone in it, and sometimes not?" Dear God I wish Geoff was home!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Elders

I have been trying, in vain, to reclaim my son from his great-grandma & great-grand-aunt since Monday! Those two 70+year-old ladies keep swapping him back & forth!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Lizard Speak

I'm cracking up over here. There's been one last cricket in Shaowie's tank, hiding and singing loudly, for two weeks. While we were cleaning her tank, she caught it. It made a very loud, satisfying CRUNCH! Marty turns to me and says, "That's lizard speak for YUMMY!"

Monday, January 25, 2010

Chicago, Day 2

Chicago, Day 2: both kids have colds, but we had a great day at Shedd Aquarium! Now back to the hotel to swim!

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Chicago, Day 1

Chicago Day 1: great drive, no fussing, and swimming in the hotel pool!

Monday, January 11, 2010

ALL My Cheeks?

Tonight I had a What-Kind-of-Parent-Am-I? moment. I told Marty he has eczema bloom on all four cheeks. He says "ALL my cheeks? Oh damn! I better run faster!"