Sweet Boy

I had a terrible day until five minutes ago. Sleepy 3-year-old son mumbles sweetly "I love you, Mama, forever & ever, honest-for-true."

Personal Hose

FYI: An uncircumcised boy can pinch the tip of his foreskin and pee with the force of a garden hose being blocked with a thumb. All over. Overshooting the toilet.